My mom is better than Emily's and Lauriann's

This summer I was able to go spend a week and a half with my family, but mostly my mom. The boys decided to leave so it was me and her. We did not complain! We did all the fun girl stuff. We went up to Edwards and saw Letters to Juliette, after we had enjoyed a great dinner at a Chinese restaurant. It was a great chick flick! I had already seen it so I mostly liked watching my moms reactions to the movie. We also went and saw Prince of Persia, it was a boy movie but we both loved it! It had a lot of action in it, so we got our boy fix for the week. It also had some chickness to it so it all worked out.

I am kind of a good luck charm. We were coming home from shopping at Costco, when out of no where my mom got rear ended. It was a three car wreck. At first Captain Kri was like oh it is not even that bad, lets just keep going. Then we stopped and got out. The whole trunk was shot. Luckily Max and Tabolts (they spelled it wrong) graduation cake was totally fine. However Talbots gift was stuck in the truck. My dad had to come pry it open to save it. It wasn't that bad of a wreck for us, the guy in the middle had taken out the back window with his head and was transported to the hospital. The guy that caused it all was really nice and I just felt bad for him. It all worked out though. It needed to happen because we were short on drama and laughter ever since all of the spring television show finales. We needed a little spice in our lives!

We also went out shopping. We needed to find my mom a hot dress for a wedding she will be attending with the Mayor. We found a few that made my mom look hot! I thought about entering her in date my mom... Shopping took up a lot of our time.

One night we babysat some fish, not to be confused with the reptile, but the actual children. We took one of the girls to her dance class, and little did we know that her dance teacher was mine when I was little. It was a nice flash back. It was their picture day so they were all in their cute little cheerleading outfits. I have never seen cheerleaders look so innocent.

While I watched the two little ones mom took the two older ones up to the mountain, and apparently they ran up it. It makes me think my mom is a good mom because helps you try new things and helps you finish them. I only know this because the next Sunday mom made Max and I climb the same hill. Not only did we not run up it but we had to take breaks. Max even held moms hand the whole way up. I would have never had gone unless she had persuaded us, and made us keep going. In the end we happy, and sore.

My Mom is better than Emily's and LauriAnn's because I got to spend a week and half with her all by my self. She had someone to watch her weird running foreign films with no ending, she had someone to drive around and look at houses with. My moms the best just cause she is the best, she is indescribable!

On the Monday on my Spring break, I headed to the Logan Hospital for my 4th surgery...man I am racking them up! After having a HIDAscan (a radioactive gallbladder test) they decided it was a good idea to take that out along with my appendix, and do a complete upper and lower exploratory surgery. The HIDA scan, was sweet, I went in and laid on a table for two and half hours, whiles my doctor (bret) injected radioactive material in to my body through an IV, it was okay though, I had a flexible catheter. Doctor Bret and I watched curling the entire time. It was during the last 20 mins I started to feel some pain, however my flow rate % was a 59, the lowest you should have is a 55%.

I was then sent to a surgeon, where he decided to do the works. I went into on Monday, with my mom, where we started the process of getting dressed, getting the IV's and the medicine. There were about 15 people my age that were in there that day, one of them was my friend from school! It was a great bonding experience (he had his acl done).

I was wheeled into the operation room, they started to give me the good stuff, I love being put out!!! Then they put in a breathing tube, and continued to make 5 incisions(which when I took the bandages off I realized it was 6), they took my appendix out. Turns out I have had chronic appendicitis for a very long time (it had been getting bad slowly over the last year), and it would have burst the week after anyway. I felt vindicated that something was wrong, and I did not feel sick for nothing! Then the Doctor took out my gallbladder, which turned out to have fibromatosis all over it. The Fibromatosis all over, was small soft tissue tumors all over it, and that is why that hurt! They checked EVERYTHING else and did not find anything!!!

The recovery was long, and not very fun. First of all Logan hospital kicked me out as fast as they could. They sat me in a recliner and left me to get dressed. My mom goes to pull the handle to sit me back up, and it was a complete replay of Sweet Home Alabama's scene where the mom flies back in the chair. It was super painful, my mom started to laugh, and said sorry. It was worst cause I started to laugh and cry at the same time....classic move.

Then Uncle Bret who is a very habitual person, let me stay in his room that night at my grandmas. Little did I know, he would come into the room every ten mins during the night and yell at me "Clare go home"... Finally my mom laid a pillow out in front of the door and slept on the floor. It was the longest night of my life... Not only did I not sleep, but I threw up at least 13 times through the afternoon and night just to wake up to do more.

We got in the car to go to Boise, after I got nausea medicine, my favorite. It was a long drive, but I enjoyed being in my own bed :)
I then spent the rest of my Spring Break watching tv and movies with my mom... The best part of all of this is..... I FEEL BETTER!!!!

The constant pain, that felt like I was being punched in the stomach over and over again, was gone. I can now eat food that I could not before and be pretty much fine. I have not tried everything, but my spirits are up and I feel like a new person. It still hurts occasionally, however my mom said all people have some pain. Overall, I am super happy that I lost 8 pounds and have some new sweet scars :0 oh boy do I know how to spend my spring break......

4th Semester!

I am already two weeks into the semester and wish it was over! The classes are intense...well for me. Some of you have seen the show Community, think back to the episode of the film class. The teacher who is all about Carpe Diem, I have 4 teachers like that this semester, and honestly it is tiring. I have started my computer science C++ course which is literally learning a new language, but it is better then English if you ask me! I have about 6 assignments a week in that class and it takes about 2-3 hours each. The other classes I am taking are a History of Europe or something, Political Science, and Intercultural Communication. Hopefully what teachers say will happen, "History repeats itself," then I can just pay attention to the news and pass! (maybe)

I am still working with the little first graders, I have 34 now! One little girl came up to me and said she had to call her mom because her boyfriend wants her to come over and they just started being that today. (She is like 7, I don't even have a boyfriend) However I marvel how excited she was that she wanted to call her mom and tell her.

Also I have still been trying to figure out what is wrong with my body! I just pride myself in the fact that I have had more ultra sounds than a pregnant person, suckka! Anyways they have had no results, all I need is Dr. House.

Just an update, and I cant wait till i graduate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Pork

-SWEET PORK-

For my church calling I am on the activities committee. For our Christmas Party

we did a Mexican Fiesta. I had suggested to the committee that it would be easy

to make sweet pork for everyone. Little did I know that that little comment would put me

in charge of all 40 lbs of the sweet pork. This was a test of my faith... After unloading all of the pork into the house, I went to go park my car. I pulled out of one side of the parking lot and two seconds later I was pulled over for the first time ever. The officer was a brat, and I was already mad. He gave me a warning and told me to no longer drive on the wrong side of the road. Then I went into to the house to start the pork preparation. The pork was supposed

to come boneless and skinless, and it did not. It took Becky (my room mate) and I about

and hour to cut and separate the meat. Then the next morning (because I did not realize that

the skin was still on it) it took me an hour and half to cut the SKIN of the pig. It was

the most disgusting thing I have ever done. After it was all done it was super good, however

Lets just say I would be good to go pork less for another lifetime.

Recipe

1 pork (picnic roast)

3 cups of brown sugar

1 jar of pineapple mango salsa

let sit in crock pot on low for 8 hours

eat like tacos yum!

Clares Christmas Cooking: Fudge

The ORANGE Fudge
Try one: Fudge From Hell

One Night at the beginning of my break I decided I wanted to master the art of making fudge. During Thanksgiving, Grandma Q had bought this kind and it was so good, so it was the one I wanted to make. The first try took about four hours. First I asked Mitch, "What kind of sugar do I use to make fudge," he replied with just regular sugar. So I went to Walmart and purchased all of the things I needed amounted to about 20 dollars ( I bought my first set of hand beaters)! I was doing so well, when I came to the end result and was like what the FUDGE happened? First of all I broke my first set of beaters, apparently fudge is thick and you can not just put it on high. The fudge was so grainy, it tasted really good, however the texture was like a freshly paved road. I was pretty red with fury, I had waisted all my time and figured out I used the wrong kind of sugar, I was supposed to use powdered sugar instead of the other kind. Did I mention I doubled this batch so I could share with all. So meh, after getting mad pretty fast, I threw it all out and prepared to try it the next night.

Failure

The Chocolate Rasberry Fudge
Try two: half batch not half bad

After going to Walmart for my second time I decided to try another kind of fudge, Chocolate Raspberry. I bought all the stuff, and traded in for a new set of beaters, seeing how I had already broken the first set. This time I thought I would just try a half batch. I DID NOT make the mistake again of using the wrong sugar. I put everything in just like the recipe said. However if it is Clare cooking, there is a disaster. The beaters broke AGAIN, and it was not all mixed I was about to throw them against the wall. I went out into my apartment complex to try and see if anyone else had beaters I could borrow so I would not have another failed batch. Since it was break and most people were gone, I was not very lucky in my journey. I did however run into my friend David in the Hallway,who does not live in the apartments. I asked him on a whim "do you have an beaters!?" He replied with 'NO I wear the G's" ha ha. He was so confused. After that, I convinced him to come in and stir it for me. This one tasted the best so far, but was a little thick because the lack of stirring. So the chocolate raspberry was now complete and passed the check of my two friends who tasted it.

The Orange Creamcicle Fudge

The third try: Terrific

The third try was done PERFECT, it truly was. I went out and spent 20 dollars at Khols and bought bigger and better beaters. I was so ready, I tried super hard and all of my hard work and tries resulted in a perfect batch of fudge that tasted just like an orange creamcicle.

Orange Recipe

• 1 eight ounce thing of Cream Cheese
• 3 cups of POWDERED SUGAR
• 1 big bar of almond bark white chocolate (walmart) melted

1/2 teaspoon of Orange extract
(for chocolate, use chocolate instead of white, and use raspberry extract)

Melt chocolate, add to bowl, mix in cream cheese until smooth and then gradually add in powdered sugar. Mix until smooth, add in extract and then put in food coloring if you would like!

Spread out in a 16x8 pan? put in fridge until you want to use it!

Things I learned while making fudge:

1. 
   
   Take the amount of time the recipe says it will take to bake it, and times it by about 3 and that is how long it takes me.


2. 
   
   Always buy double the amount of supplies because I either spill it, or mess up the recipe.


3. 
   
   Always have a boy on hand that can come in and stir (that could be a benefit of getting married maybe?)


4. 
   
   Never listen to Mitch about sugar, rely on Wikapedia, it is the most correct information database in the world.


5. 
   
   Try, try, again! The end result is worth the time.... kind of

A little later...

Sorry it has been forever! Since the summer I have become some what studious... I finally passed Math 1050 so that was nice. As of right now (Keep your fingers crossed) I have straight A's. I am taking 14 credits, I think. I finished Fly Casting class with flying colors. I decided on a Major and a Minor. I will come out and say it, I am a nerd. My Major is going to be Speech Communication (Public Speaking) and my minor is Computer Science. I love it, it gives me butterfly's to count in binary :]

This year I live in a apartment complex. It has been different, I am the only single one. It has been difficult to become social, so I became even more studious, good for grades not good for morale. However, it was time to grow up any ways. I thought I would throw a little update out there though. Sorry I cant make this cheesy like other blogs, I don't have that talent... or maybe i do....

the summer house

So I moved into my summer place, it is what I like to call Satan, it was deceiving. Apparently there are only like 4 boys who live in the building. How am I supposed to achieve my goal of a summer boyfriend? This I honestly can not tell you. There is however an upside, to this all girl apartment, my bed. It is kicken. The bottom can choose to be a bed or a couch depending on what I feel. This may or may not be my new favorite thing in the world. The bed moves alot and is hard to get into though but worth it. My room is huge, and has nothing in it. I have my own bathroom that is nice to not have to share. Overall, summer is slow so far. Nothing to cool has happened yet. It has also been brought to my attention that this is just the LLC but in a smaller case. It is all the same people and I guess has the same status.... we will wait and see if the drama is the the same :) loves....